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Banter comments [newest on top]

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 1.Jun 00:01, 2018
One of the low-key disappointments so far this year for #KukkoloKjepps: Adam Blythe

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Tuesday 1.May 19:21, 2018
Three riders in the Giro, worst mid-season placing for Il Piccolo Partykjepps ever! Should be able to get a stage victory, if nothing else.

Erythropoietin [Erythropoietin] Sunday 29.Apr 15:59, 2018
2nd FC-manager overall - 1st FC-manager last 6 weeks
It's still close on top with the majority of the teams still in contention for the win. And, some of the top Giro favorites are on lower placed teams, so a couple of them could also bounce back. The most likely leader before the transfer window is probably nibalies with Aru, Bennett and Pozzovivo for the Giro and a healthy amount of points already.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 20.Apr 23:31, 2018
#IgnoranceIsBris

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 20.Apr 23:12, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
That was a harsh bantering from Bricey Brice

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Friday 20.Apr 23:09, 2018
The almighty comeback to John himself is true :D

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 20.Apr 23:02, 2018
I’ve been bantered by Brice Fail-U on Twitter, the world might end.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 20.Apr 22:37, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Maybe I'd let you lead a march to Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum. But maybe for me being the Blackburn Fan :D

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Friday 20.Apr 22:34, 2018
Not even a marching song?

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 20.Apr 20:58, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Andy I wouldn't trust you to lead a marching band :D #bantz

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Friday 20.Apr 20:57, 2018
Since we are on banter: Keep calm and trust Andyman ;)

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Friday 20.Apr 17:35, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Truly the end of an era with Arsene Wenger leaving Arsenal. Did probably stay a year or two too long, but legends should be allowed to leave on their own terms. The Invincibles of 03/04 played the most attractive football I have ever seen by a British club, and were also probably the best team in Premiership history.

Tomas [Second Coming] Friday 6.Apr 19:12, 2018
Its btw an error in the file - creating lag spikes ...

Tomas [Second Coming] Friday 6.Apr 19:12, 2018
Yes sir. On my normal computer again. Re-uploading now. Updating the file tomorrow.

Gentner [Lanterne Rouge] Friday 6.Apr 10:53, 2018
22th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Ah ok great!

LosBrolin [JuhaMieto] Friday 6.Apr 10:16, 2018
3rd FC-manager overall - 10th FC-manager last 6 weeks
It's same for all, the file which is causing it should be fixed soon. Tomas?

Gentner [Lanterne Rouge] Friday 6.Apr 10:09, 2018
22th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Is it me or can I no longer see manager squads when a team is selected?

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Sunday 18.Mar 23:48, 2018
Regretting going for Bazhkou instead of Molard so far.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Sunday 18.Mar 21:09, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I walked right into that one

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Sunday 18.Mar 21:03, 2018
Ok, he is off to you at next transfer window. Contract signed.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Sunday 18.Mar 20:56, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Ok Mr De Laat $8, whatever u say :D

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Sunday 18.Mar 20:31, 2018
That's what you get when you don't hire riders from the best team in the world, Uno-X :D

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Sunday 18.Mar 20:26, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Tbf Mauricio Ortega I think has taken time off to be a drug baron for my team

johnjackjoe [JohnJackJoe Racing] Sunday 18.Mar 20:21, 2018
8th FC-manager overall - 9th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Instead of making points for me, Selig is racing Spanish amateur races :D

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Monday 26.Feb 11:21, 2018
Narvaez is earning himself a raise in the upcoming window given Kjeppian behaviour in both getting expelled from races for drinking AND riding agressively.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Tuesday 6.Feb 09:09, 2018
Given his latest statements, you are free to release Adrien Costa in the upcoming window if you'd like, KristianK.

Erythropoietin [Erythropoietin] Saturday 27.Jan 13:29, 2018
2nd FC-manager overall - 1st FC-manager last 6 weeks
I look forward to climbing all the way from last place to first before the next draft

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 27.Jan 13:19, 2018
Nice early season points for JJJ from Javi Tyson Moreno.

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Tuesday 16.Jan 00:00, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
#GetYourStickOut4TheBantz. Or as per Goon's translation. #GetYourDickOut4TheBantz.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Monday 15.Jan 23:58, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
#GetYourKjeppout4Geniets :D

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Monday 15.Jan 23:41, 2018
That hashtag requires at least one rider from Chambéry

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Monday 15.Jan 21:02, 2018
The SoMe-department has been working late nights and finally decided that the official hashtag of Il Piccolo Partykjepps for 2018 will be: #GetYourKjeppOut4TheBantz

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 22:50, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Looking for cheap sleeping meds Aragonite?

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 22:31, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
At 4 Teunissen was a snip. Bet he was much more on his last contract. Can remember him riding well in the London one day race a few years ago. Not yet attained what people thought he would.

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Saturday 6.Jan 22:15, 2018
Brøchner :(

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 21:57, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
As said in my "press releases", Teunissen was one of my dear doubts.
I truly wish you'll be happy with him in your team!

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:48, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Yeah nice pick indeed

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:47, 2018
Aragonite - re:Teunissen. Looking forward to Sunweb’s classics campaign this year with Matthew’s finally mooting he’ll have a go and also Theuns moving over. Only thing is it might deprive Teunissen of free roles

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:35, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
It's normally the whole thing that is nicked.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:33, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Coutinho could have been fed up with his tyres getting nicked everytime he went to training tbf

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:32, 2018
Perhaps climate doesn't suit his dog, which would be a huge shame given it's his financial guardian #DodgyAccounts

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:32, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Arry's start of the season at Birmingham was poor, not that he was able to do much, Birmingham are pretty talentless these days :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:32, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Fonseca was very funny when he put the Zoro gear on.

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Saturday 6.Jan 21:32, 2018
Must be because the only way you become a legendary Liverpool player is to follow Skisport365 on twitter

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:30, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Arry turned down Newcastle because it was too far north.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:30, 2018
Sleepwalk to a La Liga-title and be totally fresh for World Cup rather than fighting on several fronts with Liverpool and CL-spot the most they realistically can hope for this season.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:29, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I can answer that but i think i'd be lynched by Brazilians

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:28, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Something that is being discussed on BT at the moment. 'Why would Coutinho go now, when Liverpool are doing well in the Champions League, and he is cup tied for Barca'.

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 21:28, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
Aragonite, you're right about Paulo. He had a speedy carreer here, going to my FC Porto very young. Maybe to soon to a Club that needs to recover the title and with little patience in our days... :(

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:26, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
*managerial

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:26, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Arry has been linked already but his mangerial career success hasn't extended further geographically north than Watford :D

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:25, 2018
Then Raphael.

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:24, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Then Defoe.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:23, 2018
I want them to tilt totally and get Villas-Boas away from the Dakar-rally, or 'Arry. Latter would buy Chris Samba as first action :D

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:22, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Yeah agreed. Monk is free, maybe he'll have a go

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:21, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
About time a Prem club got Fonseca from Shaktar. Good manager, great character. Probably too exciting for Stoke though.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:19, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Andy is banned from drinking Bulmers until further notice

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Saturday 6.Jan 21:18, 2018
Can i sack the boss of SoberFinn team also?

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:18, 2018
Everything's gone to shit after Andy went on the Bulmer's last night.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:17, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
#pray4gloriouscommanderandy

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:15, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I might have a go

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 21:15, 2018
Big question is who's up on the merry-go-round given Pardew, Allardyce, Pulis and Hodgson all are taken. Alan Shearer? :D

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:12, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Well not too surprising, losing to Cov is a hanging offence, Sparky must have been expecting it.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 21:12, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
:O

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 21:11, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Mark Hughes been sacked by Stoke City, the Telegraph is reporting.

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 20:34, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
That's how a home should be ruled.
With one hand we give, with the other we receive! :)

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 20:31, 2018
To be fair she allows me spend an unnatural amount of time on FC, cycling and drinking after doing my part in the household :)

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 20:28, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
:)))
We all have zero chances agains't them BUT i guess we kind of like it... :)

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Saturday 6.Jan 20:22, 2018
Haha, Francisco! I was metaphorically cornered as my wife raised the issue when we were visiting my Mom over christmas, and now we are getting a new kitchen plus floor in the summer ;)

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 20:10, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
Indeed... :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 20:08, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
They always have a plan. :)

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 20:06, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I will. U get back to work before ur fired

Nathan [CT Glory] Saturday 6.Jan 20:05, 2018
14th FC-manager overall
Troy, go get em for me!!!

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 20:04, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
:D

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 20:03, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
Aragonite, Assassin, didn't i tell you that the chair issue was far from closed???
Well, it took less than expected. It was only necessary to wife getting into kitchen to make dinner and gently call me to ask what i think about a table in a brighter colour than the actual black who gets dirty too easly... :D :D

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 19:58, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
Alongside with City and a few others... ;)

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 19:52, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
PSG to blame imo.

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 19:44, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
In fact, great player but the football business is "mad"...

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 19:39, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Devalues the EPL regardless of price. Lovely player to watch.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 19:35, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Yeah, i mean 42m maybe, 100 too much imo :D

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Saturday 6.Jan 19:35, 2018
They got big budget. I only got 400 Gadrets :D

Francisco [K92-Team Neverland] Saturday 6.Jan 19:35, 2018
22th FC-manager overall
Insane..

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 19:34, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Breaking news. 142mil Barca paying Liverpool for Coutinho.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 16:14, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Love watching the old warriors slugging it out.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 16:14, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
They were :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 16:12, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Those horses were nearly older than that first jockey.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 16:10, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Yeah i might just do that :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 16:09, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
You are hot today. Real Midas touch. Quick go and buy a lottery ticket.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 16:08, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I have struck again :D

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 16:02, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Yep, younger than me :D that's scary :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 15:59, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
That jockey was only sixteen.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 15:45, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
hahaha nice that it's fixed.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 15:45, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I took it 30p e/w at 16/1 last night. Now 11/1

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 15:44, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Computer has mysteriously righted itself. Think this laptop has a mind of it's own.

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Saturday 6.Jan 15:42, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
What price is this one?

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Saturday 6.Jan 15:40, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Yes nice cards on ITV 4 this afternoon

zKobalt [FruitnOats] Friday 5.Jan 23:54, 2018
Didnt expect so many or factor that into my board. I might as well rename my team to Pensioners

zKobalt [FruitnOats] Friday 5.Jan 23:52, 2018
The steals.

Erythropoietin [Erythropoietin] Friday 5.Jan 23:49, 2018
2nd FC-manager overall - 1st FC-manager last 6 weeks
what did you expect?

zKobalt [FruitnOats] Friday 5.Jan 23:48, 2018
Evening/Morning all. This draft has gone a lot differently than what I expected it to pan out.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 23:36, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
If i had more picks, Emiel was one of my next picks Aragonite :D

Nathan [CT Glory] Friday 5.Jan 22:46, 2018
14th FC-manager overall
That was smooth, Aragonite :)

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 22:46, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I'm his spiritual son :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Friday 5.Jan 22:44, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Thought you were his dad?

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 22:44, 2018
Thomas Pidcock going soon?

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 22:42, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I've just drafted Jan Polanc's dad as my legacy signing :D

Ole A.Fikerud [The Rockets] Friday 5.Jan 22:17, 2018
28th FC-manager overall - 4th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Not worried about losing riders actually. More concerned about not having a full roster. #PrayForMe

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 21:51, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
It is great fun indeed.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 21:48, 2018
I have to say this is the most entertaining draft yet - and I'm one of those whose incurred the most losses apart from Ole and neko.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 21:20, 2018
Ah yes. I can both show and tell you about my mantra of tipsy-plateauing during Yorkshire-Worlds, Aragonite.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 21:17, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Been waiting for the Meyer pick Tomas :D

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Friday 5.Jan 21:15, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Now there is a skill, 'only get tipsy'. Hate to think how many times I have tried that one, and failed miserably.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 21:07, 2018
Good going Aragonite! I'm trying to only get tipsy, too much details to keep track of.

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 21:05, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
yep #pray4ole indeed

Ole A.Fikerud [The Rockets] Friday 5.Jan 21:05, 2018
28th FC-manager overall - 4th FC-manager last 6 weeks
I wont have any riders left if this keeps up.

Andy [Luxembourg Finest] Friday 5.Jan 21:02, 2018
#Pray4Ole

Assassin [Troy The Trader] Friday 5.Jan 21:00, 2018
19th FC-manager overall - 30th FC-manager last 6 weeks
haha

Aragonite [TORA TORA TORA] Friday 5.Jan 20:59, 2018
5th FC-manager overall - 6th FC-manager last 6 weeks
Was going to start drinking at eight. Think I better hang fire, going to be a long night. Otherwise I might end up with Bertie.

LosBrolin [JuhaMieto] Friday 5.Jan 20:44, 2018
3rd FC-manager overall - 10th FC-manager last 6 weeks
boris is right :D

Tomas [Second Coming] Friday 5.Jan 20:42, 2018
Boris the Tiger - hoho :D

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 20:40, 2018
I'm stealing Contador from Fjellda.

boris03 [Cycling lions] Friday 5.Jan 20:33, 2018
Noone will steal your and Steinvik overpriced riders :D

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 20:30, 2018
Too bad all your riders are overpriced. I'd steal Gaudu if he wasn't U23.

Tomas [Second Coming] Friday 5.Jan 20:25, 2018
Can someone pleeze start stealing from me - so that I can grab Julian Alaphilippe before its all over for tonight, that would be considered ok+.

Partykjeppen [Il Piccolo Partykjepps] Friday 5.Jan 20:24, 2018
Cause Tomas wants a thread for it.